Sexican standoff

When two people want to bone each other but are both too socially inept to make the first move.

The sexual tension in the room had surpassed atmospheric pressure and was making everyone uncomfortable. There was no hope of relief, however, for this was the world's longest Sexican standoff.

by Arbag December 14, 2014

taco nap

When you take a nap on your bed, but instead of going under the covers, you pull your comforter over your body, thus making a taco.

Joe: Did you just take a nap in my bed!? I just washed those sheets!
Dave: Relax, it was only a taco nap.

by Arbag February 05, 2010

pre-med hermione

Overachieving-ass dweebs (like Hermione) that are in all your biology and chemistry classes. They let everyone around them known that they are pre-med either directly or indirectly through their obnoxious behaviors (including, but not limited to: asking questions about how the material is relevant to the medical field, whether or not the professor has finished writing them a recommendation letter, and boasting about their shadowing experiences). An important thing to note is that not all pre-med hermione's are actually smart, but pretend to be.

Pre-med Hermione: "I'm getting my surgery next week. But I'm not worried; I've seen the procedure done like a hundred times."

Pre-med Hermione: "I can't wait to be a doc. I'm gonna be all like "Open your mouth, and say 'Ah'""

Pre-med Hermione: "Those pills are really bad for you. I would know. I'm pre-med."

by Arbag May 28, 2011

I try

A more sophisticated way of saying: "Yea, I'm the shit."

Girl: "Wow! You're a good dancer"
Boy: "Yea, I try"

by Arbag November 25, 2009

brosophila

a bro that's real fly; a play on the scientific name of the fruit fly, drosophila melanogaster

Bro 1: Whas up bromosome?
Bro 2: Nothin much brosophila

by Arbag December 14, 2009

dorphed

To have an exercise-induced endorphin high. Commonly known as a runner's high

Nicole: "I just ran like 50 laps. I feel unstoppable!"
Rusty: "You dorphed, bro?"
Nicole: "I'm dorphed out of my fucking mind, dude!"
Rusty: "Keep it up, champ!"

by Arbag September 04, 2017

dick doc

a urologist (dick doctor)

"Hey boss, I'm pissing razorblades, gotta pop by the dick doc to see what's up. I'll be in after lunch"

"Sir, this is a pediatric office. The dick doc is three doors down to the right."

"She's the top dick doc in the whole damn country! I'd trust her with any of my genitals! If anyone can fix your broken unit, it's her!"

by Arbag April 16, 2017