Definitions by Arbag
dick doc
"Hey boss, I'm pissing razorblades, gotta pop by the dick doc to see what's up. I'll be in after lunch"
"Sir, this is a pediatric office. The dick doc is three doors down to the right."
"She's the top dick doc in the whole damn country! I'd trust her with any of my genitals! If anyone can fix your broken unit, it's her!"
"Sir, this is a pediatric office. The dick doc is three doors down to the right."
"She's the top dick doc in the whole damn country! I'd trust her with any of my genitals! If anyone can fix your broken unit, it's her!"
Sexican standoff
The sexual tension in the room had surpassed atmospheric pressure and was making everyone uncomfortable. There was no hope of relief, however, for this was the world's longest Sexican standoff.
Sexican standoff by Arbag December 14, 2014
pre-med hermione
Overachieving-ass dweebs (like Hermione) that are in all your biology and chemistry classes. They let everyone around them known that they are pre-med either directly or indirectly through their obnoxious behaviors (including, but not limited to: asking questions about how the material is relevant to the medical field, whether or not the professor has finished writing them a recommendation letter, and boasting about their shadowing experiences). An important thing to note is that not all pre-med hermione's are actually smart, but pretend to be.
Pre-med Hermione: "I'm getting my surgery next week. But I'm not worried; I've seen the procedure done like a hundred times."
Pre-med Hermione: "I can't wait to be a doc. I'm gonna be all like "Open your mouth, and say 'Ah'""
Pre-med Hermione: "Those pills are really bad for you. I would know. I'm pre-med."
Pre-med Hermione: "I can't wait to be a doc. I'm gonna be all like "Open your mouth, and say 'Ah'""
Pre-med Hermione: "Those pills are really bad for you. I would know. I'm pre-med."
pre-med hermione by Arbag May 28, 2011