sexenfreude

Pleasure derived by someone from another person's shitty relationship.

Kyler has some serious Sexenfreude issues. He only dates women cheating on their partners.

sexenfreude by CatchingRays February 6, 2023

Soxenfreude 

Noun, often capitalized. Pleasure derived from the misfortune of the Boston Red Sox and/or their fan base.

Try though he might, Russell couldn't hide his obvious Soxenfreude at another epic September collapse.

Soxenfreude by tjd2116 October 1, 2011

Satenfreude 

To take pleasure in the misery of Bitcoin investors when the price drops.

The feeling is often experienced by individuals about whom one or more of the following points may apply:
- Regret about not buying Bitcoin when the price was considerably lower.
- Regret about not buying Bitcoin during a recent dip in price.
- Firm belief that a different asset class (e.g. Gold) is a superior investment.

The word is derived from Satoshi, a fraction of a Bitcoin and often abbreviated to Sat, and schadenfreude.

A feeling of satenfreude came over me as the price of Bitcoin continued to tumble. Maybe those guys at the office will shut up about it now.

Mike just lost a ton of money on crypto. I feel nothing but satenfreude. Hopefully his Lambo breaks down on the freeway too.

Satenfreude by Townie not Turfer January 19, 2022

Sadenfreude

noun: Overwhelming sense of maudlin upon discovery of unfortuante occurances and outcomes amongst friends and aquaintences. Variation on the more common German "Schadenfreud" where the prevaling emotional state upon similar discoveries is one of glee; happiness; or pleasure.

When Jim shat himself before he could make it upstairs to the bathroom, most of the peeps at the party nearly split their sides with laughter; but all I felt was some serious Sadenfreude.

Sadenfreude by Terry Kiser December 13, 2008