sexyphone 

...self explanatory.

but, for those uneducated non-musicians... it's a word that simply defines the instrument in such a more apt way. simply because it is what makes jazz so flippin' hot! the name that should replace the term to describe the common jazz saxophone.

if you have never heard the captivating sounds of a sexyphone solo - do yourself a favour

(whilst sitting at a dingy jazz club late in the evening, with nothing to do but appreciate the smooth sounds of the tingling keys, bit o bass, and some brush that flow into your ears and forces you to tap your foot whether you want to or not, eyes almost shut... and you think that things couldn't get better... you are sweetly stirred from your musical slumber by finding yourself now tapping all three of your other limbs and even your head to acknowledge the most beautiful saxophone solo that has ever graced your ears.

you're friend next to you exclaims: 'AAAAAAaaaaaaaah! did you here that!!!' - 'yah dude! so sexy man, so sexy!'.

'hey! it should be called the 'sexyphone' from now on'

'yes.'

later in the evening - oh my word how sick was that saxophone man! 'yah bro, sexyphone'

sexyphone by !Xekim. July 24, 2010

gatorade saxophone 

home made water-pipe, constructed from a polyethylene terephthalate Gatorade container, primarily utilised for smoking cannabis and or cannabis resin.

Thats a crap gatorade saxophone: the downpipe is too high and the shot gun hole is too far foward, i don't have guerilla-hands like you mother fucker.

gatorade saxophone by MadFarmerBerry October 12, 2017

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone 

A meaningless term, normally used by morons, idiots, dimwits and dorks, to refer to Anglo-Saxons, revealing a lack of intelligence and mental creativity in the person who says it. Initially used as a term in the mid to late 1980s by Kempke when his English teacher was discussing Anglo-Saxons, wherefor he turned to Skoudas and said laughingly, "Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone!"

Kempke, laughing, and with a red face, turned his half-hearted attention away from the teacher to face Skuodas and in a hardly concealed voice, whispered loudly, "Anglo-Saxon saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon saxaphone!"

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone by P'tainz October 7, 2010

Sexophone 

Someone who describes a sexual encounter very loudly on the phone. Whilst riding public transport.

Nigel got lucky the night before. Now everyone on the bus knows it. He's a right sexophone

Sexophone by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Saxophone 

The most badass instrument ever. This instrument was and still is the source of the gods powers and originated as the physical preservation for a hyper-advanced alien races utopian society but was later discovered to have badass musical and practical properties. For example: a sax can be used as the ultimate chick magnet, opening beer bottles, and for killing that really annoying neighbor. It is also the only object known to mankind that duct tape cannot fix, for it will be incinerated by the sheer raw energy coursing through it and into the player, or should I say wielder of it. You can also leave the discovery of fire thanks to this wonderful instrument, back in the cave ages saxes were held up into a storm to be struck by lightning setting the surroundings ablaze, excluding the wielder. The ancients acquired their precious saxes from the now extinct saxophone tree but are now made in the monumental forge of Hephaestus himself.

Hot chick: so what do you like to do?

Saxophone wielder: all band, all the time.

Hot chick: eww. A band geek.

Saxophone wielder: I play sax

Hot chick: I love you.

Saxophone by Personthingman2 August 4, 2014

saxophone lessons 

The family friendly way of implying "sexual intercourse."

Woah there my guy, you can't go on saying stuff like saxophone lessons, that's not very appropriate of you.

saxophone lessons by theromanticpiano October 24, 2020

Saxophone 

The saxophone is the Raper of all other instruments. Usually played by some sexy Guy, or if the situation permits a sexy girl. The saxophone is the result of Thor taking a gay little clarinet and Zeus taking a qreerish French horn and having a mad fight to the death. The result was two dead gods and a musical instrument to replace them. The leader of the saxophone family is of course the Alto, Which is the only saxophone good enough to be frequently used as a hand to hand combat weapon in World war I and later fired as heavy artillery ammunition in World War II.

Jay Beckenstein plays the Alto saxophone so well he could single handedly defeat Nazi Germany

Saxophone by wardsback April 17, 2010