sex wars

A competition in which two couples (or more) couples engage in noisy intercourse. The loudest couple wins. Sex wars may begin by prearranged agreement, or on an impromptu basis if, for example, the couple next door is keeping you up.

Thin walled dorm rooms often result in sex wars.

sex wars by Hhhamez! November 10, 2008

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cock of Duty: Modern Sex wars

Call of Duty: Modern Warefare

Mike: I played Cod4 yesterday.

Dan: you mean Cock of Duty: Modern Sex wars?

Mike: *Laughs* sure.

cock of Duty: Modern Sex wars by iplaycod367daysayear December 15, 2010

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Star Wars and Sex

The act of two or more people (usually a couple) have sex while watching Star Wars at one of the participant's house. Usually the couple will start having sex during lull in the action, and finishing during the climax.

Girlfriend: "I haven't seen any of the Star Wars movies in a while."
Boyfriend: "Well, do you want to Star Wars and Sex?"

Star Wars and Sex by Frodo1070 April 14, 2016

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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