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Sex Towel 

A large towel laid on top of bed sheets, designed for the sole purpose of having sex on, reducing the chance of soiling the bed sheets with bodily secretions.
Girl: Wait! Not yet. Let's get the sex towel.
Sex Towel by BullygirlO April 26, 2020
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Sex Towel 

A towel the size of a large hand towel that you keep handy to absorb "after sex" secretions. A towel that women use after sex to catch semen falling out of their vagina.
Man, after sex with Paul I always have semen dripping down my leg so I have to make sure I have a sex towel handy to clean up.
Sex Towel by JDS-Boston January 13, 2009

sex towel 

the towel stolen out of your roomates laundry to wipe off after sex. usually dark in color to avoid detection.
girl: ew you nutted on my belly
guy: shoulda been your face
girl: you're gross. get me the sex towel

<guy grabs towel from roomates dirty laundry and throws it to her>

<girl cleans herself>

sex towel by sneakskeeter February 23, 2009

sex tower 

When multiple males and females are stacked up on top of each other, having sex, creating a tower-like image.
That orgy just created a sex tower!
sex tower by Swagdaddyslayer August 9, 2016

GIANT SEX TOWER 

5 girls (or more) 1 guy in the middle, semen everywhere.

Only available in japan.

IF YOU DO THIS YOURE AWESOME
guy: lets have a GIANT SEX TOWER

girls: ok
GIANT SEX TOWER by IAMGOD! February 5, 2010

tonel sex 

A type of threesome where one person gives a blow job while she/he gets fucked in his/her ear.
Jim: Hey the left side of these headphones sounds louder than the right!
Robert: That's cause you had Tonel sex with me and Derrick remember?
Jim: Oh, that's right!!
tonel sex by Jizzeff June 24, 2008
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
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