if due to unforeseen circumstances if birthday sex isnt given upon someones birthday then late birthday sex is permitable because of the previous mentioned circumstances. now late birthday sex is exactly the same as birthday sex just on a different day than the persons actual birthday
Guy is extremely sick on his birthday. So girl cant give guy birthday sex without getting sick. So this girl decides to give guy late birthday sex. problem solved.
A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream
"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.