sex jumper

A person who gets up and leaves right after anonymous sex or a one night stand. Not boyfriend material, a sex jumper is purely out for his/her own sexual satisfaction and then they are gone.

Arising from the book/movie "Jumper" where individuals teleport in and out of difficult situations.

Jennifer: Dave was dressed and out the door as soon as he climaxed, he was just a sex jumper. He didn't even stay to tell me his last name.

sex jumper by nwjerseyliz February 26, 2008

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Jennifer: Dave was dressed and out the door as soon as he climaxed, he was just a sex jumper. He didn't even stay to tell me his last name.

sex jumper by nwjerseyliz February 25, 2008

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sex jumped

when one is on top of the other while passionately hooking up

if one person is on their hands and knees, and the other is below them lying down, that is getting sex jumped

sex jumped by pinkeylover375 March 27, 2010

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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