set up the air mattress

When you run upstairs and have lightning fast sex with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.

Houseguest: "where are you guys?"

Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"

Hurry up, let's go set up the air mattress - we only have 4 minutes!

set up the air mattress by odie74 June 28, 2017

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