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SESHABILITY 

SESHABILITY .when the hard working and Friday arrives they have the inability to say no to anything that may lead to a “sesh” eg the quiet few pints in the bar. This then leads to serious drugs, achohol and waking up in a randomers bed hungover and compleatly ashamed
I only went for one pint but then my seshability kicked in and now I haven’t slept since Thursday ..I know
SESHABILITY by Taff anton tozza April 13, 2019

Scrability 

1. the ability to earn many points in Scrabble with obscure words;

2. the ability to believably lie about blatantly falsified words in Scrabble and get away with it.
She exhibited her scrability when she became world scrabble champion and none of the words she used were in the dictionary.
Scrability by Chicago Amy March 2, 2011

sexability 

An objects compatability for use as a surface during sex
That couch has no sexability because its too short.

This table isn't very sexable because it wobbles
sexability by Nuuuu July 29, 2007

Seatability 

The ability to seat outside dining.
We have great seatability in our outside patio now

seatability 

The perfect seated position to maximize coverage during a lap dance.
Your dance will be $10 more due to the seatability of your lap.
seatability by chobb September 10, 2020

stavability

An kind of thought you might just have upon reflection of the idea that you're about to see a big orange clown, especially upon suggestion that he's, uh.. lets be real, the leader of the free world. Note: use of "stavability" can illicit comments about how authentic you sound amongst other general approvals.
I'm very excited and hopeful, it gives me hope and security and just stavability.
stavability by Dr Dragon (PhD) September 13, 2023
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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