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An uneducated degenerate from the hellhole of Scranton Pa who believes the 'Electric City' is the best place in the world, is happy living in their parents' basement, and making $8 an hour. Also is in denial of how horrible Scranton is.
Scranton is broke, full of drunks, & corrupt but Scrantards think it's a great place to live.
scrantard by Anti-Scranton June 12, 2014
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Selenatard 

A name for men that go retarded over Selena Gomez or really anyone with the name Selena.
Wow, that guy is really a selenatard. He can't stop masturbating to Selena Gomez. Look at him go.

Soranotard 

soranotard: hottest piece of shit that could ever exist
A person that never misses is soranotard
Soranotard by FoxyPhobic March 26, 2021

Senatard 

An especially dim-witted member of the United States Senate.
Senatard James Inhofe (R-OK). Inhofe is best known for his categorical claim that global warming is “the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people”—a rhetorical flourish he recently refined by likening climate change theories to Nazi propaganda.

Senatard Conrad Burns (R-MT). Casting his myopic gaze toward terrorism this summer, Burns offered a helpful clue to law enforcement officials: Be wary of “faceless” Arabs who “drive taxicabs by day and kill at night.” But this minor bit of sociological skylarking actually represents progress, of sorts, considering his 1999 outburst blaming “ragheads” for rising gas prices and additional episodes in 1994 in which he delivered a casual joke from the podium about “niggers” and told another audience that living in Washington with so many blacks “is quite a challenge.”

Giving credit where credit is due, these examples were gleaned from the Pandagon blogging site.
Senatard by Karl Skarr October 9, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026