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spitwell 

The ability to capture the attention of listeners with a vicious vocabulary and vernacular of venom!
Rakim and Krs-1 spitwell.
spitwell by agentoranj July 30, 2007
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Aubre Shitwell 

Aubre Shitwell is a very kind and funny person that could light up a whole room with one smile. She is the mother of her group of friends and your mother might ask you "why cant you be more like Aubre?". She'll love you unconditionally and stand up for your ideas even though they might be hella stupid. she will tell you when your're wrong and maybe even tell you to eat her ass.
"wow thats a very beautiful person her name must be Aubre Shitwell"
Aubre Shitwell by XOKAT August 25, 2018
Someone who looks/sounds/acts/smells "retarded." The "looks" category can differ from hair or facial structure. The "sound" category is self explanatory same with the "smell" category. And the last category "acts" is the category that mainly defines "semwell." They main way to call out a semwells acts is if they walk around like an NPC from a video game or if they walk faster than normal.
Person 1: *passes by a group of friends*

Person 2: "bro hes a semwell"
Person 3,4,5: "ong"
semwell by funky.. March 21, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026