seliz

Seliz is a sexy, badass chick who is also a pain in everyone’s ass but they still liver her and Seliz also has nice ass titties and and she got a beefy A$$ 😋😋

Guy #1 Yo did you see seliz’s outFit today

Guy#2 Yes she has such a fat ass in them

by Devonnn November 3, 2018

Seliz

Seliz is a girl who is very funny, Dope, she makes a lot of friends, and she is a sexy, beautiful, caring person. She falls in love easily she also has a beefy A$$ and Nice ass titties

Guy#1 did you see Seliz jeans

Guy#2 yeah her ass is so fat in them

by Devonnn November 4, 2018

Saliza

1. Originally adapted from the Armenian mis-pronunciation of the English word 'slice', 'Saliza' \s-uh-lies-uh\ is exclaimed with a sense of enthusiasm, urgency, frustration, confusion and disgust by a foreign order taker attempting to impersonate an authentic Italian pizzaiolo at any Rays Pizza restaurant in the United States. Sometimes articulated with deliberate extended emphasis on the consonant 'z' (i.e. Salizzzzza) as an indication of impatience when patrons are indecisive or quick to change their minds from their initial order.

2. A term used to ask a friend or a loved one if they want to hang out or grab a bite to eat. Often conveyed with intentional Armenian personified accent in a lower octave to incite the onset playful conversational/text banter.

1. {Patron walks up to counter at Rays Pizza to place an order} "I'd like a slice of pizza please." {Armenian impersonator replies} "What kind of 'Saliza'? {Patron responds} "Actually, two slices of cheese please." {Armenian impersonator, visibly frazzled with a vile and disconcerting affect, confirms and relays order} " You want a two 'Salizzzas? Hey, he want a two cheese 'Salizzzzzas.!" "Your numba 91(the same number given to every patron, is also the year the Armenia declared independence from the Soviet Union)

2. {Friend sends text to another friend} "Hey Days, you wanna "Saliza" on Saturday." {Friend replies} "Hey Days, would love to 'Salizzzzza!"

by Charitable Disguise October 26, 2019

Seizure Procedure

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.

by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018

selinay

Selinay is the most incredible girl you will ever be lucky enough to meet. Kind, generous, incredibly intelligent, absolutely stunning (even though she says she isn't), and the perfect girlfriend.

Her smile could light up any room she happens to be in, and when you've touched her heart, she would do absolutely anything to make you happy.

If you're ever lucky enough to get a girl like Selinay, never ever let her go, and treat her well, because she will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.
One day, she will make an amazing mother, and a brilliant wife. For an alternative definition, see 'perfection'. <3
"I think I've fallen in love with Selinay"

Perfect girlfriend smile best thing selinay

by David8989899 January 6, 2014

Red Selivious

The Mysterious Leader of an occult secret society known as the Selivian Faction that puppeteers financial and political institutions across the Great Lakes region from the shadows.

I don’t trust the Chicago Tribune, I heard Red Selivious has his tentacles all over that paper

by Griffin Rodriguez March 16, 2022

SEIZE AND CONSUME

(to) SEIZE AND CONSUME - verb

The act of, violently, taking a food item from someone and, violently, eating it.

This is most commonly practised if the person is seen with a food item that can be considered delicious

If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!

You must SEIZE AND CONSUME the delicious cake

HE HAS DELICIOUS COOKIES! SEIZE AND CONSUME THEM

by rzhhhh November 11, 2011