When you're stuck on or addicted to pleasuring yourself by stimulating your cock or clit and giving yourself a “selfie"
I heard that Kelvin is so selfie sticked that he can't keep his hands off his dick... even in public. His girl is the same way, heard she flicks her bean while waiting in the drive through.
by ianthegreat June 5, 2015
by Minxymoo February 26, 2015
/ˈsɛlfi stɪk/ (noun)
• An elongated rod, usually made out of plastic or steel, with a camera on one end and a dense moron on the other.
• An aid for the disabled. Akin to the physically challenged using a walking stick, the mentally challenged use a selfie stick.
• An elongated rod, usually made out of plastic or steel, with a camera on one end and a dense moron on the other.
• An aid for the disabled. Akin to the physically challenged using a walking stick, the mentally challenged use a selfie stick.
Girl: "Check out this totally adorbz piccie I took of me and my girlies with my new selfie stick!"
Boy: "I don't want to live on this planet any more."
Boy: "I don't want to live on this planet any more."
by silverfruit January 4, 2015
A monopod for dumb people who need to ruin perfectly good pictures but sticking their faces over part/most of it. Created primarily to allow girls (mainly) to fit more fake friends in to a picture and to prevent issues with fat faces and picture distortion form holding the camera to close to the face, which are all symptoms of selfies held and arm length.
"I took a picture at a concert with my selfie stick - so you can see me having fun at the event and I can place value on myself based on this photo"
by AmericanSwag February 2, 2015
by penisbutterrocks April 9, 2015
used to take a selfie from a far angle, normally used by insecure white girls who don't like close ups.
by tuckahoe in bed April 16, 2015
by Solid Mantis June 12, 2018