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self rape 

when you wanna bate but you're not supposed to or not wanting to
you: i really shouldn't be doing this..
also you: pornhub or xvideos?
you: this isn't self rape is it?
self rape by yumbee May 9, 2018
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Self-Rape 

Against one's own will forcing oneself to masturbate without sexual pleasure or natural arousement. Usually out of boredom or habit.
Oh no just self-raped myself, I wasn't horny or in the mood for it, I was just bored. Now I feel violated by myself.
Self-Rape by NN. September 16, 2021

self-rape 

Raping one-self.
Your mind tells you NO, but your body tells you yeeaaah.
Self-Rape: Courtney is self-raping herself! That dirty snow ho!
self-rape by DividedTheyFall May 23, 2008

Self-Rape 

When you touch your own belly button for 3 secs
DoOd: I bet you never got raped!
Yu: *Touches belly button* BICH THINK AGAIN I JUSTST DID SELF-RAPE
Self-Rape by F67IGFF June 9, 2018

Self-Induced Rape 

The act of masturbating one’s self when flaccid.
Person 1: Who do you think raped that guy?
Person 2: It was self-induced rape.
Dun! Dun!

self defense rape 

Pretty self explanatory. It’s when in an act of self defense you rape the attacker to de-escalate the situation.
Someone tried to mug me in the alley near Tom’s sandwiches. I was forced to use self defense rape.

Unsolicited rape self-defense advice

You know that was ME right?
Hym "You know that Unsolicited rape self-defense advice was me and not somebody else, right? In accordance withe Jordan Peterson's thing I want the credit for that I'd any of that worked."
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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