sederp

(verb) To attempt to seduce someone only to end up messing up by falling on your face, tripping, making a weird face or any other form of derping.

Cassidy: I tried to seduce that cute guy at the museum but I accidentally tripped on one of the exhibit ropes.
Liz: Ha! You did a good job at sederping him.

by the mitten November 21, 2010

sedermasochism

The forced act of celebrating the Jewish holiday of Passover (seder) with your dysfunctional family (masochism).

Dreading the sedermasochism I will experience when I go to my parents house for Passover next week.

by Faster Redhead May 24, 2016

Oh no Sam Seder

What a fucking nightmare! Famous last words spoken by Steven Crowder.

"Oh no Sam Seder! What a fucking nightmare!"

by Troi_Baker June 28, 2021

Seder nixxa

Imposters that attend cultural events solely for free food and alcohol. These free loaders manipulate vulnerable clueless hosts for invitations. They strategize through lies and dishonest intentions. The master manipulators pretend to care about your customs. They will go as far as to wear a Yamaka on top of there nappy afros. They will fake laugh at jokes as-well pretend to adore and tolerate your nasty untrained pets. They influence children to partake in unhealthy immature practices such as drinking alcohol. The impressionable children will learn to skip dosages of insulin, skip doctor appointments, forget allergy medications, not use CPAP due to the influence of the seder nixxa's. They are lowly members of society and remember to not invite them into your home!

A: "Hey bro what are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Its passover, i'm probably gonna crash a seder for the free alcohol"
A: "Dam bro you mind if i come too?"
B: " come through bro its not my wine"
A: " your a Seder nixxa for life!!"

by Pseudophed-head April 8, 2023

sedersing

the act of seducing a woman whilst fully torqued

Where you trying to seduce my woman?!?! Thats so loose butthole!!!

Chill out bro i was sedersing her.

by gamecubewizard69 June 23, 2011

Seder

the longest meal you've ever had to sit through. for the jewish holiday passover. also, contains all your least favorite foods.

want to come over to my house for seder?

by drahcus February 13, 2010

seder plate

During the Passover holiday, the sexual act of simultaneously spitting, flicking boogers, defecating, shaking dandruff, urinating and ejaculating on the bare stomach of your Jewish lover, thus simulating the six traditional items on the Seder Plate. For extra emphasis, the main actor should commence this act by jubilantly shouting “let my people go!” at the point of climax.

I gave my main squeeze Yael a wicked hearty seder plate last night; it took her 3 hours to clean herself.

by Joost De Egressor March 12, 2008