second mom

A women in your life that represents the same characteristics as your real mother. Usually your best friends mom or an adult that you spend almost as much time with as your real mother and trust the same way. This person usually regards you the same way and accepts you as their second son/daughter. In some cases you visit this person so often there is usually an extra spot of your own at the dinner table.

Eric: "Hey bro, mind if I bring my new girlfriend over for dinner tonight?"

Ryan: "Sure dude, what for?"

Eric: "I was hoping my second mom could meet her and give me her blessings."

Ryan: "Right on, we will sit her next to you at the diner table."

second mom by Nekikins October 30, 2013

mommy second

When one says they are gone for a second but that second turns out to be much longer.
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"

Jake says he's gonne be back in a second. Turns out he needs more time than that.

People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."

mommy second by YouNotHavelTheHoff August 13, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008