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I am the Senior Chief, formally the "second coming" but now known as the "Chosen One". Kenny was the previous "Second Coming".
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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by Indiana Greg February 24, 2009
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"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."
by Backhand Blasphemy January 1, 2017
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Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
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by Seraph151 January 6, 2019
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The Second Coming is a word that if spread to the people around the selected target makes them almost famous if they meet certain criterea
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