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sharthead 

A term used for someone who is beyond stupid and just overall a very "sharty" person.
Rene is such a sharthead everyday, Jesus Christ somebody get this kid some help.
sharthead by swagmaster4realsies September 16, 2017

startreader 

Startreader : that which treads through or upon the stars or he whom treads upon or through the stars.
Def 2: an awesome video gamer with best gamertag ever!
Def 1 : As the startreader traveled by our galaxy, the heavens screamed in pain.
Def 2: Damn, bruh, that startreader dude keeps kicking my bottom in the crucible.
startreader by StarTreader November 30, 2015

Shartbread 

Mmm look at my chocolate shortbread
Shortbread? Tf u mean?😐 thats shartbread!

smarthead 

(n) Used to refer to a person possessing great intellectual capacity. Often abbreviated x-d:-). Opposite of stupidhead.
Maureen, you're a smarthead! And you're hot!
smarthead by Ballface September 2, 2004

Sharthead 

Basically like shithead but more family friendly mostly 12 yr olds use it when they don’t want to swear but still be cool.
Kid one: Hah just beat you full combo
Kid two: YOU SHARTHEAD
Sharthead by Mello is dumb March 10, 2021

SeanThreatt 

An egotistical guy that starts a company in a field of work he knows nothing about then halfway through a project gets rid of the guy who does know how to do the work then when the project doesn't turn out like it's supposed to he blames the guy he got rid of. Final results are threats, whining like a bitch with zero accountability as to why things turned out like they did.
Dont be a Seanthreatt cause you will look like a total retard to everyone involved and the mistakes will be costly.
SeanThreatt by Theconcreteninja January 31, 2025
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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