Sea Dragon

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The act of grabbing another mans balls, usually involving the thumb, index, middle, and ring fingers, but never the pinky. Also accompanied by yelling sea dragon.

Daniel: "SEA DRAGON!"

David: "Ahh, fuck you!"

Sea Dragon by Reaganation October 28, 2009

Words you can keep

sea dragon

Quite simply, your dick

Steve: Oh, man, Ihave to let the sea dragon roar.
Homey Joe: What?
Steve: I have to piss.
Homey Joe: Oh.

sea dragon by YoHomeyJoe June 21, 2008

Sea dragon leviathan

The most annoying creature to encounter in Subnautica.

You: having a good time in your upgraded prawn suit
Sea dragon leviathan: finally, some good ducking food *bites prawn suit repeatedly*
You: DAMN YOU SEA DRAGON

Sea dragon leviathan by pogchamp_gamer January 2, 2022

rusty sea dragon

when someone is receiving a blow job and mid-blow the female pukes on the males penis/ general crotch region.

he received the best rusty sea dragon out behind the dorm last night. Samantha's dinner only landed on his boner.

rusty sea dragon by irish225 March 31, 2010

Leafy Sea Dragon

The weirdest looking animal out there. For the love of God it is a dragon with LEAVES on it! Hence, it's extremely self explanitory name. Fun Fact: It can move one eye without moving the other! Gross!

" Well shucky darns! That thing there ain't no coral! It's a Leafy Sea Dragon taking advantage of it's physical adaptation by camoflaging into it's habitat!"

Leafy Sea Dragon by Mistymuffin8 March 29, 2010

Cum Snorting Sea Dragon

Derogitory Term used to descrbe a super bitchy middle aged female, who is obviously a dragon (also known as a women who don't get some) and from years of not being slayed has developed an uncanny way to piss people off in all aspects of life.

"Dude my Science Teacher is such a Cum Snorting Sea Dragon!"

Cum Snorting Sea Dragon by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif October 15, 2011

Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.

When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.

Painting some sea dragons by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026