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scumdaddy 

ScumDaddy is the aftermath of cleaning the bottoms of your pot & pans with ScrubDaddy. Unknowing your new bright yellow ScrubDaddy will turn into ScumDaddy from all the greasy grimey debris.
Liza gave her father a parkage of ScrubDaddy for his Birthday. After John used his new ScrubDaddy to clean the wretched bottom of his favorite frying pan. He noticed that the bright yellow sponge was now dark brown and greasy..
John turned to Liza and said " YOU SHOULD CALL IT SCUMDADDY"
scumdaddy by DoughBoy1 November 17, 2021
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Im Cumdaddy 

Girl: Cum inside me
Guy: Im cumdaddy so I put the cum where I want
Im Cumdaddy by Cumdaddy34 October 19, 2018

CumDaddy 

Cumdaddy is a term used for someone who likes Cum being sprayed into their face daily. They must be obsessed with cum and need to receive a cumshot to the face everyday. They are the type of person who will make a girl sleep on a chair instead of in their own bed if the situation occurs and they will call their boyfriend over immedietly after the girl falls asleep. CumDaddy is an expression that ONLY Homosexuals may acquire.
For Example, Dan Gillard is a cumdaddy because he enjoys long walks on the beach, because he loves to see how many times he can get sprayed into the face before the beach ends.
CumDaddy by KelleyBeatsMe August 15, 2011

scrumpdaddy 

logan - " tu es un scrumpdaddy grumblin down the street"

layton - " down it gordfest"
scrumpdaddy by elAutism February 14, 2010

Scumdiddlyjigwa

A word to express your anger and discontent with the world and people in it.
Man scumdiddlyjigwa!

Scumdiddlyjijwa 

To express how much you hate the world and everything in it.
Fuck you man scumdiddlyjijwa!

Scumdiddlyjijwa 

Used to express how much you hate the world and everything in it.
Man today feels like a scumdiddlyjijwa day
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