A scrutter is someone who does manual tasks outside - they enjoy pottering about and making things. Sometimes they will be covered in soil, sometimes they will have splinters in their fingers and a callus as big as an egg. But they know there's nothing better than going out for a good old scrut in te nature. And they'll sure be out scruttin tomorrow.

First coined by Nigel Burrows - the original scrutter and wizardly wordsmith of the shire.

"Alright scrutter!"

"Alright Lucy, I'm just goin out for a scrut!"
"Happy scruttin :)"

Scrutter by RichardSplash May 14, 2022

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Darktown strutter

Noun: A member of the negroid race; Afro-American; one of our dusky-hued brothers or sisters; Wooly-haired type; Boot-lipped mammy-jammer; Jungle-bunny; Picaninny; Mau-Mau; Spear-chucker; Jigga-boo; White Man's Burden; Shine; Darkie; Spade; Coon; Nigger, et cetera.

Anthropologist #1:"What is that coming out of the Welfare Office and getting into that Lincoln Town Car?"
Anthropologist #2:"Why, that would be a Darktown strutter."

Darktown strutter by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006

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scutterbutt n.

dirty, nasty, scandelous bitch.

damn that girl so dirty i wouldnt even touch her, what a scutterbutt.

scutterbutt n. by casey December 7, 2003

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scratter

Miserable ignorant track-suit wearing trash exemplifying the shit-encrusted population of the British Isles. Abusive dole-scum. The reason today's elderly would rather starve away in their own homes than take a 50-yard trip down to the shops. See also scally and scut-dog.

Scratters will shortly be prevalent in the UK due to their spectacularly high teenage pregnancy rate combined with the abundance of cheaply-available KFC.

scratter by Eddmanyeah December 5, 2003

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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