The Scrutinization of Single People Day

Also known as Valentine's Day.

<Xyrena> So... Anyone got anything special planned for The Scrutinization of Single People Day?
20:41:17 <SD> trying to get laid any way i can cyber or other wise
<DragonLord> lol
* Xyrena nods
<Xyrena> Yup.. Seems to be the idea of it all.

by Mandy Blevins February 6, 2006

scrutinize

verb tense - to examine closely

In the works of Frank Zappa Joe's Garage Acts I, II, III- the central scrutizer stated: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... it is my responsibility to enforce the laws that haven't been passed.

by Kelly August 15, 2004

Soul scrutinizer

A meticulous person/An observer/ someone that can easily read people because of how much attention they pay to details. Those people will notice what most people don’t and they Value Energy. Vibes if you will.

1. Yo be careful how you come at that Him/Her; he/she is a real life Soul Scrutinizer that will detect your B.S. from a mile away.

2. The training he/she received from the Academy turned him/her into a Soul Scrutinizer.

by Kenly Forbz December 3, 2020

Scrotinize

When a disgusting male pervert (a.k.a. "scrote") scrutinizes a woman with obvious lust (often accompanied by dry humping the air or touching his unit through his pocket), he is scrotinizing her.

I was sitting on the Metro, minding my own business, when this homeless perv stands right in front of me and starts to reach deep in his front pocket, grunt and scrotinize me all over.

by MikhailRWI November 30, 2011

scrutineer

A word made up by the British to describe rude people who go through your bags at the airport

"That scrutineer rummaged through my luggage and asked about my toothbrush."

by anglophile January 11, 2014

scrotinize

a macho male form of scrutinize

His wife wanted to but a Miata, but after he scrotinized and found out who drives Miatas, he wouldn't let her do it.

by It takes balls to go by "Dick" July 7, 2010

scrutinize

Scrutinizing a word that is related to sex.

The wannabe novelist wrote: "Which religious teaching should I scrutinize first? The word “screw” is in my brain right now. Screwtinize?"

by concision October 10, 2024