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scrub-bum 

A person who is a general loser but also has really bad washing habits. They are also not liked but other people use them.
God Damn it John quite being such a scrub-bum
scrub-bum by Britt January 17, 2004
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n., toilet paper (slang word used by males)
Pete was stuck on the toilet with no bum scrub.
bum scrub by Autum January 8, 2006
Soap for the anus.

Cleaning materials for the arsehole.
Woman - "I visited the NHS walk-in centre and and asked for some bum scrub."

Man - "Did you get it?"

Woman - "Yes."
Bum Scrub by Terry Dacktill June 25, 2008
low quality weed. usually larfy buds from the bottom branches of the marijuana plant, pre-mature buds of any kind, or shake/trimmings from higher quality buds. May sometimes be obtained for free or at very low cost.
equivalent words: scrum, scrumble, scrumalum

also used to refer to other crappy, low quality, or otherwise unfavorable conditions.
"This scrum-bum isn't getting me high and it smells like shit and makes my throat burn."

"I cut the scrumalum branches off and throw them in the compost pile early in the season"

"What are you doin'?"... "I'm scrummin' it up with the vapo, this shit's too harsh to smoke."

Front Bum Scrum 

Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.
"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"

"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"

No Bums In The Scrum 

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.
You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.

No Bums In The Scrum 

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.
You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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