scruffnut

Scrotum-to-scrotum contact during the act of double-penetrating a woman.

"Last night, Jed and I were Eiffel Towering his landlady when the bitch sneezed and threw us a scruffnut."

by Big Pimpin' Pappy April 10, 2007

Scrubnut

Someone who is useless or particularly bad.

He is a complete scrubnut he can't hit a one man ravage.

by TheMadScrubNutter January 3, 2015

scruffpuppie

an amazing singer that should deserve the world. He plays alternative indie type music. He's chill and has a great personality. Oh and by the way did I mention he plays the guitar and sings amazingly. Everyone go check out his music its the most heartfelt stuff I've ever heard.

scruffpuppie is the best

by luvvema July 10, 2019

scruffstache

Unkempt or unruly mustache; the feeble beginnings of a newly grown mustache

"Dude, go shave that scruffstache off. You look like Doogie Howser."

by wherethehellwasi January 14, 2009

Scruffstache

A large white, fluffy mustache that is found primarily on janitors.

Dude, who put that scruffstache on my Facebook picture?

by Pathend October 1, 2011

scruffletruffle

(v.) To jam ones hand into a toaster and consequently travel back in time; To bamboozle and/or thieve ones kidneys

Rufus was eaten by a T-Rex after he had a bout with the toaster and scruffletruffled; Jane scruffletruffled John's kidney, after he punched hers

by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003

scruffus

noun. An unkempt, thin, matted, or straggly beard on a young man, resulting from deferred grooming, oversleeping, or an overzealous attempt to grow a beard during the early post-pubertal stage of sexual maturity.

"Got quite a scruffus goin' there, don't ya?" (Jeeringly said to a boy whose voice has just changed, by an older male)

by Contrablue April 30, 2009