screwed the granny

To really mess up big time, to fuck up with massively significant consequences.
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".

"Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time."

"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."

screwed the granny by Dark Lord Cthulhu October 16, 2013

screwed the granny

v. From the t.v. show Futurama, to screw up, particularly to go back in time and mess up the future flow of events. From the episode where the main character, Fry, went back in time and slept with a woman who turned out to be his grandmother. Used in later episodes to indicate a time-related screw-up.

(After Fry took a lantern meant to signal Paul Revere) Fry, you've really screwed the granny this time!

Marty McFly, you kissed your mom?!? Boy, you've really screwed the granny this time!

screwed the granny by Trina94 November 20, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004