screech owl

when your girlfriend (partner) starts telling you what to do and won't shut up

having a general conversation with a mate and your girlfriend cuts in telling you to pick up all your beer cans. she is being a "screech owl". all you can hear is her screeching

by slayher August 1, 2012

Screeching Owl

An expressive form of Dirty Dynamite that sores from your colon at such a rapid speed that it makes you mimic the unpleasant sounds of a screeching owl.
End Results: Self induced Pink Sock & shredded linoleum from the clenching of your toe claws.

Oh my God Bertha, after eating that macho combo burrito from Del Taco, I was buckled up in the restroom with a screeching owl.

by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007