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Abnoctious 

You are abnoctious if you:
a. spell noob 'n00b'.
b. say the words 'fail' and 'teh'
c. hear a joke and reply 'LoLzZZ LyYKke OmGzzZz ThtZzz LyYKkE SOoOo FuNNiiI!'
d. if in cod4 you spell dick 'd!ck' ass '@$$' and faggot 'f499Ott'.
Dude, there was some abnoctious kid on cod4 yesterday. he kept sending me messages saying, "U GoTTt pWnEDDdD!!1!1!!!".
Abnoctious by A7X forever September 9, 2010
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Acnotious 

'Act-No-To-she-ous

An acnotious is somebody that hangs out with people because they have nobody else to be around.
Person 1: Dude, Brian is so annoying! Why do we even hang out with him?
Person 2: Because we are acnotious lol.
Acnotious by ArcadeMachine November 1, 2021
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abortious 

To describe something that is an abortion in nature.

It is something (situation or thing) that is completely messy, crazy and/or out of control. It is the antithesis of the word 'perfection' or 'orderly'. If something or someone is abortious, then you now that all hope is lost.
a) "The whole situation between those two is abortious!"

b) "The traffic tonight was abortious!"

c) "Her haircut is abortious!"

d) "You should have seen me after the 21st party, I was completely and utterly abortious!"

and so on...
abortious by Barchy April 1, 2010

Abnoxious 

An annoying flaunting of one's abdominal muscles.
"Jeez, Matthew McConaughey takes his shirt off every chance he can."
"Yeah, he's so abnoxious."
Abnoxious by Ben E. B. May 16, 2008

ABnoxious 

The act of being irritatingly shirtless any chance one gets.
Did you see Mike The Situation and Taylor Lautner comparing abs ?
Yeah, it was SO ABnoxious !
ABnoxious by 1987Exoticness January 12, 2013
A word that means a story or thing with a large amount of information.
The Lord of the rings is a very Abdocious story / I have a very Abdocious story to tell you.

Other spellings: Abdociously, Abdociousness.
Abdocious by SirWitt October 17, 2025
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