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scroatleys

To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.
"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."
scroatleys by gaberham February 20, 2007
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scrattled 

An intense mixed feeling between anger and fear. Can occur when already being rattled and becoming frightened during.
She was pretty scrattled after being left alone at night when her coworker walked out unexpectedly.
scrattled by SWAMPED June 19, 2015

scratter 

Miserable ignorant track-suit wearing trash exemplifying the shit-encrusted population of the British Isles. Abusive dole-scum. The reason today's elderly would rather starve away in their own homes than take a 50-yard trip down to the shops. See also scally and scut-dog.
Scratters will shortly be prevalent in the UK due to their spectacularly high teenage pregnancy rate combined with the abundance of cheaply-available KFC.
scratter by Eddmanyeah December 5, 2003
When a person intakes a large amount of THC in a short period of time and forgets where they are
Damn I smoked way too much, I'm so scrated
scrated by Trizzy4476 April 27, 2017

Spratley 

Adjective, slang:

Complimentary adjective, similar to 'sick' or 'cool' used to describe anything 'brilliant'. Origins: Dr. P. Spratley Phd. He is totally spratley.
''Dude, you're so spratley!'

''Man, that's spratley that is!''

''OMG, how spratley did Luton Town play yesterday?!''
Spratley by qwerty2228333 October 21, 2012

scratter 

To call someone a 'scratter' is a serious insult. this type of individul is known for being the lowest and most populated form of class in Britain today. Usually known for their scuzzyness and chav like dress wear. These simple folks unusual vocabulary normal consist of quotes like

- "scuze mate aint got 20p i cud hav for bus, ave ya?"

and

- "cudnt crash a fag mate?"
homeless, smackheads, chavs ect.
scratter by bill September 2, 2004