Scott S

Its a sex move where you give her fourteen inches then punch her in the face

She's gonna get the Scott S tonight, said Jeff M.

by Bojangles14 August 14, 2021

Scott’s tot

On an episode of the tv series “The Office”, main character Michael Scott (Steve Carell) realizes he cannot keep a promise he made to a group of underprivileged children ten years ago: that he would pay for their college tuition provided they graduated from high school. These students are Scott’s tots.

Look at that Scott’s tot female. She looks like she wants to be touched by Scott’s parts.

by Booty_hunter February 4, 2020

Scott's Law

Every modern society will eventually create zombies and end itself in a fiery, brain-eating apocalypse.

Why are you experimenting with super soldiers. Don't you remember Scott's Law?

by Blevins February 9, 2010

Scott’s Law

When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!

Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law

by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021

scott’s tots

An episode of The Office where Michael Scott must break a promise to a bunch of kids he told that he would pay all of their college tuitions, and now that they’re graduating, he can’t actually pay for any of them. On a scale of yikes to cringe... well it’s more of a gotta blast and change my name kinda situation (cough Michael Scarn cough)

Person 1: Yo I just watched Scott’s Tots from the Office
Person 2: Dudeeee i got goosebumps from all that cringe

by justahoboyoudontknow July 7, 2018

Scott's Choice

(noun)

When an individual is informed that you have two, and only two, choices, and that you should really think hard about the decision made, only to calmly and cooly state, "I choose the third option," as your final reply while walking out.

"That motherfucker gave me a 'Scott's Choice', yesterday!"
~"So what did you do?!"
"Man, I chose Option 3, C,...you later."

by Creighton Rivers July 13, 2020

Scott’s Taco

Our beloved Taco, about to have the honour to be eaten by the one and only AntMan (Scott Lang) when it was blown away. It was the most traumatic event in the history of Marvel

Taco: SCOTT IS ABOUT TO EAT ME
Wind: I DONT THINK SO
Taco: *Gets blown away*
Taco: BUT I WAS ~SCOTT’S TACO~

by Shuri.is.Marvel March 9, 2022