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A handkerchief or tissue. It is usually applied to a handkerchief or tissue that has been used and when examined the contents make you want to puke and you wonder whether you might have snorted out brain matter, as the product is foul, disgusting and should be classed as a biohazard. The word can be used to describe someone who has the same effect on people, a vile creature who makes the skin crawl and whose presence makes falling face first into a gangrenous cowpat seem positively pleasant in comparison.
“That snotrag should be burned!”
“Handkerchief or person?”
Yes.”
Snotrag by AKACroatalin June 11, 2015

Kama Scootra

A book describing how to perform sexual acrobatics on a Vespa.
They say two key factors in practicing the Kama Scootra are good balance and a cooled-down engine.

Scotland the Brave 

The most awesome song ever played on bagpipes. Made the Nazis tremble with fear in World War II.
Nazi: We're about to take over the planet Earth!
Scottish Piper: (starts playing Scotland the Brave)
Nazi: OH CRAP
Scotland the Brave by the angie November 26, 2011
A handkerchief or tissue. Implicit in the word is that the handkerchief or tissue has been used and that the product within it is particularly vile, greasy, and slimy; the result of diseased sinuses or a severe nasal infection. By extension the word can be used to describe a person having the same qualities, an obnoxious, slimeball whose very presence makes people nauseous.
Gordon's tried to cop off with Alice again.
Fuckin' snotrag needs a good smack in the chops.
Snotrag by Croatalin November 21, 2013

Nova Scotia Slide Bum 

A physical characteristic that afflicts a disproportionate number of women in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia. Its primary quality is a flatness of the buttocks that is so extreme that the tops of the thighs appear to slide into the shoulder-blades without significant outward interruption.
He: Look, there's Bob's really cute girlfriend. She's from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Friend: Yea, she's cute alright, but she's got Nova Scotia slide bum.
He: Yikes! Now that she's turned sideways, I see what you mean: she's got practically no ass at all!

SCOTLAND FOREVER 

THE LOUDEST THING YOU WILL EVER HEAR

search up on UTube SCOTLAND FOREVER and click on the vid with a scottish flag
hey wanna here something cool??

Yeah i do
Its kinda quiet tho so im going to turn the volume up and keep your ear next to it
ok
SCOTLAND FOREVER