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1. A recently release pharmaceutical for men that prevents jerkiness. May cause a healthy appetite for beer, increased cleverness, and in rare cases, six-pack abs. Contact your doctor immediately if you experience a sudden urge to sing 80's hits or show tunes.

2. An insanely clever Facebook post that despite it being two paragraphs long, it gets 100 likes and 45 comments.
Sara: My boyfriend's being a real jerk.
Molly: Just slip him some scooterkoch at dinner and problem solved.

Did you read that scooterkoch I posted last night?
Yeah, the one about saving that guy suffering from craniorectal insertion in the Tim Horton's drive through? That was classic.
by revisioo March 02, 2015
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