scloosh

violently orgasming to midget porn while shitting on the toilet after edging for 30 minutes straight.

Dude 1:"what did you do last night?
Dude 2:"bro I had the worlds best scloosh session ever last night"
Dude1:"what video did you watch I'm gonna scloosh when I get home later!"

by BulgarianSnowDragonJizz February 3, 2024

Sploopity Sploosh

Catchphrase of Melvin, who is the brother of the Joker

When Melvin appeared in the alleyway, he yelled his infamous catchphrase "Sploopity Sploosh!"
During my presentation in class today, some Tard yelled out "Sploopity Sploosh!"

by Melvin! Melvin! November 28, 2019

Happy sploosh-year

When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.

I celebrated a happy sploosh-year last night.

by Jsummers33 December 9, 2016

Sploosh

A female getting wet.

OMG While watching Magic Mike I was splooshing so hard you could take a bath it in.

by Thawane October 31, 2012

Sloosher

A guy that likes to make out with a female, after that same female has given him oral pleasure nad he has jizzed in her mouth.

Max: Dude, Monica sucked Tom off last night and he blew in her mouth, then afterwards I seen him kissing her
James: What a sloosher

by Nick Sierko August 22, 2006

sloosh quaggler

One who quaggles shloosh

when megan gives travis a blow job she is considered a sloosh quaggler.

by SLoosher February 12, 2010

Slooshing

Kind of like t.p.-ing except the toilet paper is wet so it sticks everywhere.

We were going to go slooshing and sloosh that kid's car tonight, but the cops busted us.

by slooshmaster28 August 25, 2007