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A church who realized that everyone hated them, so they got a bunch of their brainwashed members to act like the public and post good things about the church of scientology. Don't believet the lies they feed you.
Bill: I joined the church of scientology
Joe: You also have a small wang
Bill: I know, but so did L. Ron Hubbard
by B-Duff March 12, 2009
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Religion invented by L. Ron Hubbard. Members can be divided into the people who really believe the religion, and people who use the religion as a status symbol because of the costs of being in it (i.e most celebrity practitioners). Some members can be found in shopping malls and other public places, advertising "free stress tests".
by inxblot April 28, 2008
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A load of bullshit started by a greedy Jew Sci-fi writer.
That nufag thinks that scientology is actually about religion? Its about giving your leader all of your money!!
by ifukdyermom February 09, 2009
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a religion for people who hear voices in their heads that tells you to do bad things like burn things, kick that annoying guys ass,and the vocies also tell you that your gay. You are convients that you are not crazy and will belive anything that proves that ecessialy if it says psychologist are wrong or the crazy ones sense they will try to tell you what you don't want to hear. They belive the voices are bad but wather your a scientologist or a crazy person don't lisen to the vocies because you might burn down a house or worst of all kick my annoying ass. that may be just worst for me onless I'm in the house.
crazy due: I'M NOT CRAZY! IT'S THE ALIENS IN MY MIND! THAT WHAT'S TALKING TO ME!

Kid: who are you talking to? Are you crazy?

Crazy due: I'M NOT CRAZY, THE VOCIES WILL LEAVE WHEN I PRACTISE SCIENTOLOGY! THEN WE WILL SEE WHO IS CRAZY!?!? do you want get the voices out TO?

kid: I don't hear vocies in my head you crazy fuck! But thanks for asking crazy fuck.

crazy due: But, but they tolled me every one hears them!:(

Kid: nope...

Voices: you should kick that kids ass then burn down a chruch!

Voices: yes do it, do it...lisen to us!

crazy due: you know some times voices you gest make so much sences

(After kicking the kids ass like a crazed monkey and burning down a cruch like a crazy gorila, that can use a gas can and a lighter that is)

crazy due: why did I ever dout you voices I will belive everything you say from now on.

voices: your gay. no wait super gay!

crazy due: STOP FUCKING WITH ME VOCIES! I did walk walk right into that one thought.
by shafty Mick Jonhson May 09, 2006
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The phenomenon in which Anonymous kills a fad faster, based on it's popularity.
Man#1: Dude... Getonmyhorse.com got hit by Anonymous.
Man#2: Wasn't that huge for a while?
Man#3: Yeah. Leave it to Anonymous, right?
Man#1: Scientology'd.
by Conspicuous-Ninja November 29, 2010
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