Schwepp 

A long skinny penis.

The opposite of a "choad/chode".

Girl #1: So how was Jake last night?!"

Girl #2: Awful... He has a Schwepp!

Schwepp by SchweppLover December 30, 2011

Schwepp 

A person who is rude, frustrating, idiotic, foolish etc.

Dan parked in a handicapped spot. What a Schwepp

Schwepp by Matty-the-III May 21, 2018

Schwepp 

Absolutley anything.

Dude, that chick is SCHWEPP!
Did you really do that? Cause if you did, I'm gonna give you a schwepping!
"Dude, I got a date with Catie!" "SCHWEPP!"

Schwepp by Martin June 29, 2003

Schwepp 

Sweet, awesome, very good to an extreme, cool, etc.

Dude, I was totally schwepp in that tournament!

Where am I? Well, doesn't seem too bad, this place looks kinda schwepp actually.

Schwepp by Darius180 July 6, 2005

Schwepp 

Punishment or beating

Nick, you broke my iPod, now I'm gonna give you a schwepping!

Schwepp by Martin June 29, 2003

What's the scheweppes? 

Jamaican greeting
Similar to what's up, what's popping or what's happening used with friends in a casual setting.

Origin: from the two grapefruit soft drinks sold in Jamaica, Ting and Schweppes. The term ‘ting’ functions as a brand name and also a slang word meaning ‘thing’. Thus the phrase “you know the ting/schewppes” means “you know how things are/you know the situation”. Given the similarity between the two grapefruit drinks, “Ting” and “Schweppes” are used synonymously.

What's the scheweppes? Heard bare hot gals coming to the party later. You coming, fam?

What's the scheweppes? by Tropical Rythms August 8, 2020

Schweppes 

The act of one person reaching over and flicking another person's breast in the upwards motion. The person who is doing the flicking must simultaneously say "Schweppes".

John was trying to accomplish his daily tasks on the computer as Matt ran by him, giving him the Schweppes. John realized he should have covered his breasts in Matt's presence.

Schweppes by K.P.B. October 8, 2012