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schwartzenburg 

creepy old lady that stalks kids and makes odd jokes about sandwiches...
schwartzenburg: She wasn't really talking about a sandwich... if you know what i mean... So, where do you live?
child: AH!
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Schwartzberg

Someone who appears mysterious but inside is as predictable as a children's book. A person who is fun to be around, yet sincere in the right moments.
That guy is so understanding and light hearted... he must be a Schwartzberg.
Schwartzberg by Claudia Fern January 15, 2011