schwarg

literally means "i like rimjobs alot, even like right now!"

Dirty Sanchez: SO U WANTZ A RIMJOB NOW!??!!?
Chris: OMFG SCHWARG ME NOW!!!!!11111!

by rgretrfreyr June 5, 2005

schwarg

A Russian man who sells cheap weed, or shwag.

Matt: Hey Jim, wanna go smoke a bowl? I got it from Vladimir!
Jim: Fuck no, I'm not smokin' that Schwarg's commie ass shwag!!

by The almighty Marklar November 2, 2005