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literally means "i like rimjobs alot, even like right now!"
Dirty Sanchez: SO U WANTZ A RIMJOB NOW!??!!?
Chris: OMFG SCHWARG ME NOW!!!!!11111!
schwarg by rgretrfreyr June 12, 2005
Words you can keep
A Russian man who sells cheap weed, or shwag.
Matt: Hey Jim, wanna go smoke a bowl? I got it from Vladimir!
Jim: Fuck no, I'm not smokin' that Schwarg's commie ass shwag!!
schwarg by The almighty Marklar December 18, 2005
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Schwicky Schwag 

An anagram for "Liberty Launcher", a weapon in the 2007 First Person shooter Team Fortress 2
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Schwarzschild 

Karl Schwarzschild (October 9, 1873 - May 11, 1916) was a German-Jewish physicist and astronomer. He is best known as the one who found the first solution of the Einstein equations and with that delivering the first description of classical black holes.
Non-rotating black holes are called "Schwarzschild black holes" or simply "Schwarzschild holes"
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Schwagtrulescent

When something, anything, suffers from a lack of quality in the way that schwag weed sucks. A chronically bitchin person, place, item, music or event can never be schwagtrulescent. Having the essence of schwagg is never a good thing, unless it is actually schwagg weed and that's all you can afford.
Fuck this loser frat party - this party is way too schwagtrulescent.
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Arnold Schwarzenigga 

Code-name for a new terminator model introduced in the year 2055 to diversify the population of black cyber-organisms.

New and improved lightweight limbs allow the Schwarzenigga to run 50% faster from RoboCop than it's white counterparts. It runs on a fuel mixture comprised of Kool-aid and Purple Drank.
Arnold Schwarzenigga: I'll be black.

arnold schwarzenigger

Is a term used to describe a black person who is very muscular or well built.
oh so you hit the gym and gona all arnold schwarzenigger on me and got big.
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