schwanzjob

The act of topping a penis with sauerkraut and mustard, then proceeding to perform the act of fellatio.

Dude I just started dating this German bitch and she gave me a schwanzjob. That shit was intense.

by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011

Schwanzkopf

Means "dickhead" in German.

"der Schwanz" is the German word for tail, also used to describe a man's penis.
"der Kopf" is the German word for head.

EN: Fuck off, Schwanzkopf!
DE: Du Schwanzkopf! Was machst du denn hier?

by Skkyline August 5, 2022

Schwanzboost

When youre playing Rainbow Six Siege and youre leading 3-0 but somehow the enemy manages to make it 4-4 but you dont know how. Thats why we call it Schwanzboost, this indicates that the enemies Penis is growing larger thus allowing more oxygen to be produced thus making their reflexes almost hacker like. Or they mightve called their Grandpa whos a Veteran.

Bro why ´s the enemy so good all of a sudden? Oh, i get it. They must´ve activated "Schwanzboost".

by SinJin77 November 30, 2020

schwanzdooker

(n) Shh, wawn, z, dū, ker- the temporary name for the object just out of your reach, and/or just out of your immediate vocabulary.

Him-Hand me that thing right there
You-youre going g to need to be more specific
Him-Hand right there, the schwanzdooker
You-oh of course!!

by joshmyhero November 22, 2016

Schwanzhochstand

A syndrome where you get emotionally involved with a specific guy who then decides to move back to England a week later leaving you in tears and emotionally distressed. He as the a-hole has this syndrome called “Schwanzhochstand”.

Oh I heard about this guy called Minh who also has “Schwanzhochstand”.

by Jolli December 6, 2021

Schwanzcock

A schwanzcock is when a person has a double cock.

"OMG have you seen James?"

"No?"
"Hes has such a big Schwanzcock!"

by anonymous November 1, 2023