schwanzjob
The act of topping a penis with sauerkraut and mustard, then proceeding to perform the act of fellatio.
schwanzjob by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011
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Schwanzkopf
Means "dickhead" in German.
"der Schwanz" is the German word for tail, also used to describe a man's penis.
"der Kopf" is the German word for head.
"der Schwanz" is the German word for tail, also used to describe a man's penis.
"der Kopf" is the German word for head.
Schwanzkopf by Skkyline August 5, 2022
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Schwanzboost
When youre playing Rainbow Six Siege and youre leading 3-0 but somehow the enemy manages to make it 4-4 but you dont know how. Thats why we call it Schwanzboost, this indicates that the enemies Penis is growing larger thus allowing more oxygen to be produced thus making their reflexes almost hacker like. Or they mightve called their Grandpa whos a Veteran.
Schwanzboost by SinJin77 November 30, 2020
schwanzdooker
(n) Shh, wawn, z, dū, ker- the temporary name for the object just out of your reach, and/or just out of your immediate vocabulary.
Him-Hand me that thing right there
You-youre going g to need to be more specific
Him-Hand right there, the schwanzdooker
You-oh of course!!
You-youre going g to need to be more specific
Him-Hand right there, the schwanzdooker
You-oh of course!!
schwanzdooker by joshmyhero November 22, 2016
Schwanzhochstand
A syndrome where you get emotionally involved with a specific guy who then decides to move back to England a week later leaving you in tears and emotionally distressed. He as the a-hole has this syndrome called “Schwanzhochstand”.
Schwanzhochstand by Jolli December 6, 2021
Schwanzcock
A schwanzcock is when a person has a double cock.
Schwanzcock by anonymous November 1, 2023
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