schrodinger's white

People who are on the border of whiteness, sometimes considered white sometimes not, depending on topic at hand. People like Turks, ashkenazi jews, southern Italians, Chechens, Armenians, are all examples of this

Hassan Piker is Schrodinger's white, when liberals bring up religion he is brown, but when he needs to get into the Alabama country club, he is white.

schrodinger's white by Necrozma Beam June 5, 2026

Schrodinger's Whites 

A term pertaining to Jewish existence in modern media. The statement refers to how Jews are treated in modern media, showing how they are treated in the culture group of "Whites" by colored-rights activists and how they are treated in the culture group of "Colored" by white supremacists.

Complete origin of the term is unknown, but it's been used in multiple contexts.

A: Good lord, it seems like we're taking crap from all sides nowadays. Who knew being Jewish was such a crime.
B: We're Schrodinger's Whites, dude. At this rate, we might as well just go back to the B.C. days of insulting non-Jews for being non-Jews.

Schrodinger's Whites by ThatShyKidAndrew November 15, 2018

Schrodinger's Whiteness 

The idea that Whiteness is both an immutable genetic characteristic and a social construct simultaneously. The quantum state of Whiteness collapses into either one based on whichever is convenient for the one demonizing White people. When the anti-White racist wants to demonize you they make it all about your genetics. When they want to deflect criticism of their hateful racist bullshit then Whiteness is a social construct.

That anti-White university article was titled "Your DNA is an Abomination" but in the text they totally went Schrodinger's Whiteness to deflect criticism, and so many masochistic white people bought that crap too. Sad.

Schrodinger's Whiteness by Ill_Will December 4, 2017