Schrodinger's Flirt

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.

Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”

Schrodinger's Flirt by myballzitchpleaseandthankyou May 26, 2023

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schrodinger's flirt

when someone makes a thirsty comment about someone else and retroactively decides whether it was a joke or not based on everyone else's reaction

"A: she is so hot"
"B: bro you cant say that"
"A: haha of course not, i was joking"
"B: must be schrodinger's flirt"

schrodinger's flirt by dickrider39 November 13, 2023

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Schrödinger's flirt

When you are either actually flirting or just kidding depending on whenever the person is into it

Person 1: Hey ur cute
Person 2: I have a significant other
Person 1: Ha no, I was just joke-flirting
Person 2: I think you mean Schrödinger's flirting

Schrödinger's flirt by ScrollWasTaken November 14, 2019

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Schrödinger’s Flirt

A Flirtation so outrageous that it simultaneously exists, and does not exist. Where the observer ultimately determines the existence or non existence of flirtation by the act of observing it, either as:

A: so outrageous it’s hilarious/ludacris (non existent)

B: A flirtatious challenge (existent)

Flirt: “I’m gonna use Schrödinger’s flirt and ask this dude if he wants to butt luge and make out. Depending how he takes it, I’m either hilarious and whacky, or getting Disaronno eaten out of my ass. It’s a win either way”

Observer A: “Hahahaha where do you come up with this stuff?!! You’re so hilarious!!”
Observer B: “I mean… hell yeah, line it up”

Schrödinger’s Flirt by Mz.Marz May 28, 2022