schotsen 

Shitting and puking at the same time.

''I just went to go take a shit, and my stomach got all queasy.'' a once in a life time experience; schotsen

schotsen by icantfly1 November 18, 2009

schoten 

1. Misspelling of scrotum
2. Person or thing possessing attributes similar to a scrotum

"Woah, his face looks like a schoten"

schoten by Jeff Farmer October 31, 2007

schottenheimers 

A fatal brain wasting disease that results in one calling 64 pass plays in a regulation football game with a play action QB. This disease is often characterized by head scratching play calls that more often than not result in a punt or game changing turnover.

That football coach must have Schottenheimers because this team hasn't run once this entire quarter and there's only 2 minutes left.

schottenheimers by fartfacio January 2, 2012

schottenfeld 

A big white kid that likes fighting and hot girls.
They are usually a grower not a shower

Dude your dick is like a Schottenfeld.

schottenfeld by Theolevine May 18, 2018