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Shitting and puking at the same time.

''I just went to go take a shit, and my stomach got all queasy.'' a once in a life time experience; schotsen

schotsen by icantfly1 November 18, 2009

Words you can keep

schoten

1. Misspelling of scrotum
2. Person or thing possessing attributes similar to a scrotum

"Woah, his face looks like a schoten"

schoten by Jeff Farmer October 31, 2007

Related Words

schotsen • schoten • schottenfeld • schottenheimers

schottenheimers

A fatal brain wasting disease that results in one calling 64 pass plays in a regulation football game with a play action QB. This disease is often characterized by head scratching play calls that more often than not result in a punt or game changing turnover.

That football coach must have Schottenheimers because this team hasn't run once this entire quarter and there's only 2 minutes left.

schottenheimers by fartfacio January 2, 2012

schottenfeld

A big white kid that likes fighting and hot girls.
They are usually a grower not a shower

Dude your dick is like a Schottenfeld.

schottenfeld by Theolevine May 18, 2018

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026