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A fatal brain wasting disease that results in one calling 64 pass plays in a regulation football game with a play action QB. This disease is often characterized by head scratching play calls that more often than not result in a punt or game changing turnover.
That football coach must have Schottenheimers because this team hasn't run once this entire quarter and there's only 2 minutes left.
by fartfacio January 02, 2012
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