A Quaker school located in durham nc where 98% of the kids are gay and the other 2% aren’t out yet. You have to ‘settle in’ before and after every class which basically means sitting silently for an awkward minute while people crack their knuckles. It’s pretty shit unless you have a class with matt. Matt is an absolute fucking god beyond human comprehension.
Teacher: “Lets go ahead and settle in”
Student: *cracks knuckles*
Teacher: “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
Student: “Going to Carolina Friends School was a mistake”
Otherwise known as FSL. A shitty secondary school in Lisburn in Northern Ireland. Everyone thinks it's full of stuck up posh twats but its far from that. Run by a nonce called steven who rides his bike to school like he's Lewis fucking Hamilton.
a private quaker school with too many stupid rules and meeting for worships. the majority of the boys are collar popping tools who desparatley need to grow up. there are a few snobby rich bitches and a few weirdos, but most of the girls are above average. theres a lot of oppinion board controversy and an extreme lack of hook ups due 2 the fact that we've all known eachother far 2 long. most of the time u just feel like uve been there too long
An increasingly preppy, but historically liberal friends school. Don't step foot on campus if you are republican. Be prepaired to call the teachers by their first names, sit in an empty room for 50 minutes a week, get to school early so you can park you new car in one of 5 student parking spots and work your ass off so that you can go to a good university.
Kid one: Who did your parents vote for, Bush or Kerry?
Kid two: haha, haven't you seen the Kerry sticker on the new BMW? Besides you know my entire family campaigned for him!
Friends School of Baltimore is strong on the Quaker thing--peace and equality and stuff like that. No uniforms either, which is cool. Might look easygoing because of that, but it's got a rep for having hard classes. Compare their school paper with Gilman's or Bryn Mawr's, and you'll see the difference. Sports-wise Friends is pretty strong, considering it's got fewer guys or girls to make up teams with, since it's co-ed.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!