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school eat 

“i saw my man talking to the school eat”
school eat by kaylahh March 24, 2023
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stay in drugs, don’t do vegetables, eat your school 

very wise words from Sun Tzu
HEY, don’t forget to stay in drugs, don’t do vegetables, eat your school

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.> 

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Middle School Death Eaters 

The judgmental bitches in middle school that hate everyone else but themselves and the people in "their group". It doesn't matter who you are if you're not them.
Most People: Ugh! I hate Jr. High! All these frickin' Middle School Death Eaters are bringing me down!

The Dorris-Eaton School 

A K-8 school for whiny-ass rich kids that pay 30k a year for a school that makes them slowly want to die. You can spot them in groups of 5 in the San Ramon city center or Walnut creek talking about math. They typically only wear Hollister or Brandy Melville and Under Armor.
Kid1: OH, you went to The Dorris-Eaton school? How did you survive?
Kid2: yes.
Kid1: Aren't y'all dead inside?
Kid2: *silence*

Eaton High School 

Imagine like rubbing hand sanitizer on a cut, it’s like that.
Eaton High School is worse then Hell.
Eaton High School by anonymous June 20, 2022

V.R. Eaton High School 

V.R. Eaton high school is full of rich ass hill billy racists who say the n-word too often and kids who are too privileged for their own good. Many vape in the stalls during their break with their headass mango juul pods. Only ten percent of the those attending are fine, the rest are fugly mofos. This high school’s footballs sucks ass but at least it doesn’t cheat like Nelson and their hill billy mofos taking illegal substances for boosts (laugh emoji)
“Yo, you go to V.R. Eaton High School?”

“Damn you must be hill billy white and fugly.”
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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