noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Gatorade brand. Schmatorade offers "nearly" the same electrolytes and re-hydrating qualities, but in a more affordably labeled bottle and offered at a "are you serious"ly lower price. Schmatorade is an inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".
(spit-take) Damn, Cornelius, this Schmatorade smells AND tastes like asparagus piss! Tell your cheap-ass momma to buck up for some Gatorade next time!
by beancrock July 15, 2019