schmyzer

evolved from the well-known word schmexie, then to schmy by the late 1880's, then to its commonly used form of the present era, schmyzer. It means lexie but is also synonymous with katy, or mark-ass friend.

Bdddllch, schmyzer, who eat dere?

by schmyzer April 11, 2005

schmozer

Cross between a schmoozer and a poseur. A person whose talent for ingratiation and hype are inversely proportional to their vocational competence.

Coach Landers? That dude is such a schmozer—recruited the shit out of the state’s top striker, then turned practice over to his assistant on day one!!

by FunkyWinnie January 1, 2021

schmyler

Tall, funny, covered in tattoos, usually loves rap and trap music and can be pretty dopey.

"Yo Schmyler has wicked ink man"
"Yeah but that Seth rogan zombie tattoo is dopey af bro"

by Dank Sinatra March 5, 2017

Schwyzer

a strong independent woman who dont need no man

Dang, that girl just dumped her man for a pringle. She really is a Schwyzer.

by thiccasso October 18, 2017