schmuzz

The white fuzz on oranges after you peel them.

Dude, there's so much schmuzz on this orange I can't even eat it.

by Dan R and Tyler April 19, 2006

schmuzz fest

a hash bar or druggie's house or generally anywhere where breathing will make you high

woah man! this schmuzz fest is great! i can see so many colours!

by H0m0h0b0 April 25, 2003

schmuzz mitt

this is a descriptive adjective used to describe a person, someone could use this word to say that someone is a stupid ass shit face (bad scenario), a girl/boy that has a nice ass (sexy scenario), or a just a really good friend (good scenario).
certain people form groups or cliques of these types of schmuzz mitts (usually excluding the bad scenario people from the group).

#BAD SCENARIO; i fucking hate josh, he's a schmuzz mitt
#SEXY SCENARIO; damn, look at the ass on that schmuzz mitt
#GOOD SCENARIO; watzup bro!? Us schmuzz mitts should hang out more

by flyingcow101 October 30, 2011

schmuzz fest

any event where david kelvin is present

"The second Dave walked into the room, the party became a smmuzz fest."

by david kelvin October 10, 2003

schmuzz fest

A party or social event that has turned boring or crappy

"Hey Man! Let's get the hell out of this Schmuzz fest"

by Grumblew00kie- aka Colin Sherwood April 23, 2003