schmuzz

The white fuzz on oranges after you peel them.

Dude, there's so much schmuzz on this orange I can't even eat it.

by Dan R and Tyler May 3, 2006

schmuzz fest

a hash bar or druggie's house or generally anywhere where breathing will make you high

woah man! this schmuzz fest is great! i can see so many colours!

by H0m0h0b0 April 25, 2003

schmuzz fest

any event where david kelvin is present

"The second Dave walked into the room, the party became a smmuzz fest."

by david kelvin October 9, 2003

schmuzz mitt

this is a descriptive adjective used to describe a person, someone could use this word to say that someone is a stupid ass shit face (bad scenario), a girl/boy that has a nice ass (sexy scenario), or a just a really good friend (good scenario).
certain people form groups or cliques of these types of schmuzz mitts (usually excluding the bad scenario people from the group).

#BAD SCENARIO; i fucking hate josh, he's a schmuzz mitt
#SEXY SCENARIO; damn, look at the ass on that schmuzz mitt
#GOOD SCENARIO; watzup bro!? Us schmuzz mitts should hang out more

by flyingcow101 October 30, 2011

schmuzz fest

A party or social event that has turned boring or crappy

"Hey Man! Let's get the hell out of this Schmuzz fest"

by Grumblew00kie- aka Colin Sherwood April 23, 2003