schmaljohn 

The girl that got away. Beautiful, sexy, heartbreaker. Usually blonde but this type of chick changes her hair color with the season. Very confident in themselves but enough to get away from their loser ex boyfriends. This is a warning -- Schmaljohn encounters will hurt you badly.

"oh man, you hear about chris? he liked the schmaljohn.."
"awful, he'll never recover"

schmaljohn by blaker30101 February 4, 2010

schmalcohol 

secret code word for alcohol

Dude, make sure you bring the schmalcohol to the party, or else we won't get crizunk.

schmalcohol by J T Dollar Sign September 26, 2003