Schlongfiddler

Someone who gets too into it during role play and jack the guy's penis off until their weenus aches. Schlongfiddler was first used around the late 1800s when someone noticed a violinist playing the violin. The violinist got so engulfed into the music that his weenus ached from the long and short strokes.

The Fiddler on the Roof on the roof is a very good Schlongfiddler because of all the practice he gets playing the violin.

by H8terhatesU June 7, 2011

Schlongfodder

A low-class, cheap, loose, or sexually promiscuous girl or woman. A slut, ho, skank et.c.

Derived from:
Fodder Food or nourishment for animals
Schlong A penis

Also a piece of ass or easy lay, booty call... Can be used to describe a hottie who gives it away too easily...

(Adjective form: Schlongfoddery)

That dumb bitch is just Schlongfodder and nothing else...

Make sure she's not Schlongfodder first, man, you don't want any incurable diseases...

I thought it was gonna be a whole project to get laid but it turns out she was kinda Schlongfoddery...

She was Schlongfoddery but whatever, She gave great head...

by Kerrie M January 2, 2009