schlonger bonger 

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.

Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.

schlonger bonger by Toastor January 5, 2021

schlong bonger 

1. someone acting like the biggest idiot on earth.
2. making a fool of yourself in public.
3. a person constantly ragged on by his so-called friends.
4. a homo who really likes the taste of dick.

"Man did you see Angel after the concert, he was acting like a total schlong bonger."

schlong bonger by Jake R. April 11, 2007