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Stansbury 

Someone who likes to be around people who hate him.
Look at that no neck stansbury. Nobody likes him.
Stansbury by I Lik Eggs June 12, 2019

Salsbury Penis 

The art of being such a dick people hate it--Just like they hate getting a salsbury steak
Jim: Suck it Mike!

Mike: Dude you're acting like a real salsbury penis right now!

Salsbury Steak

Guy 1: Hey that girl just knocked my stuff over!

Guy 2: Give her a good old Salsbury Steak!
Salsbury Steak by Periphery830 April 21, 2011
Very, very solid. Some say that it means beyond solid in the sense that it is actually fluid, although it has not been confirmed by experts.
Harris: "Yo dude I'm so worried about the economics paper!"
Carson: "Why's that? It isn't due till after break!"
Harris: "Really?!?! Yes! That's sooo salsbury I'll procrastinate and have this conversation with you next Sunday night!"
salsbury by salsbury69 October 29, 2011

stansbury plan 

The stansbury plan is the plan you have when you have no plan
What time is Wozza arriving?

No idea, he's using the stansbury plan.
stansbury plan by Thev June 14, 2003

sansbury 

A sansbury is a person that can get any girl he wants at anytime
Hey sansbury wanna date?